Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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