A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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