Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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