At least make sure they are 18
Why
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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