So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
