highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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