Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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