Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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