i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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