I'm really into asian looking animals
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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