Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Dicks are not precious.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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