Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
