How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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