Don't you send me to vm
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
mondays should just be called national damage control day
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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