he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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