Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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