So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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