Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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