Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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