I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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