Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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