Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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