please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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