dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
And then my night got REAL pukey
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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