I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Buhtt sex?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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