what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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