Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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