I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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