There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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