you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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