How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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