We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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