Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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