talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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