in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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