Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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