I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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