Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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