she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
there is puke in my bra ... again
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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