spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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