Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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