How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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