I puked a lego.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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