Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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