Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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