i just google imaged poop.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I wish i was in the wii world.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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