its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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