And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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