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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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