i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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