youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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