if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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