Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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