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Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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